Diesel is the energy drink of the future. Diesel is perfect for anyone who wants to pull an All-Nighter, but excessive consumption may interfere with your Quality Time. The Weyland Consortium denies all allegations of long-term or permanent health complications arising from the consumption of Diesel. Please drink responsibily.
"Diesel gives you flames." (Marketing slogan)
"I don't care what the studies show. From my experience, I can ingest three cans of Diesel an hour for up to twelve hours before going into cardiac arrest." - heard during the eleventh hour (Flavor text of "All-Nighter")